I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Underneath The Mistletoe

Last Night

He Didn't See Me Creep

Down The Stairs To Have A Peek

[mike Screams "oh God!"]

He Thought I Was Up In The Bedroom Fast Asleep



Then, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Underneath The Christmas Tree Last Night

There Must Be Some Mistake

Was I Really Awake?

I Move In Closer, But Better Look Away



[mike And Billie Make Barfing Noises]